I started watching the Wistia ad series and hilariously the Wistia video player broke all video processing (0 videos played anything but green screen) on my Mac ~5 minutes in and forced me to reboot, twice. https://i.heliost.at/2019-11-20_11-07-11.mp4

Well I signed up for @Panic ‘s Nova mailing list so it will either:

1. Never be released.
2. Be released, I’ll buy it, no updates for 3 years.
3. Be released, I won’t buy it, no updates for 3 years.

I have a history with text editors.

A concert venue but the seats are rollercoaster seats that lock and there are no concessions.

OH: “people never delete email — it’s like a blockchain, except self-inflicted.”

Since I upgraded to macOS 10.14.5 Mail.app opens the main window randomly 2 – 5 times an hour. What?

Super cool that @puppetize just deleted all of the Puppet 4 apt repos over night.

The argument for using a code auto formatter:

All code looks the same, updates to the formatter are applied universally.

The argument against using a code auto formatter:

No! NO! NOOOOOO. I am special. I’m different. I am very smart. MY CODE HAS TO LOOK DIFFERENT THAN THAT.

If you’ve ever thought about trying out Rocket.chat, don’t bother. I’ve done it for you. Here’s the UI: https://i.heliost.at/Opalstack_2019-03-16_18-08-23.png

“What’s your official GDPR policy?”

My official policy is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

Portland: We need to make residential streets safer for pedestrians and cyclists. What can we do?
Me: Widen the roads and add a shoulder so street parking isn’t so dangerous?
Me: Widen the roads and add sidewalks on all streets?
Portland: We’ll decrease the speed limit by 5 mph.